if I had a dollar for every horse I’ve killed by riding it off a mountain in skyrim I would have a lot of dollars 

goddamnit suddenly i like Lana Del Rey’s voice

like in a period of 30 seconds I went from hating it to loving it wtf

I am in the most peaceful mood right now I swear

its just raining outside

and I’m listening to the Civil Wars

and I’m cozy and I don’t care about anything 

ahh spring (◡‿◡)

the inventor of the mini taco is a god among men

omfg doing a Black Book quest in Skyrim and I literally found like 30 PORNO BOOKS IN A FUCKING CAVE

omg im crying this is so funny legit its just a giant pile of fucking pornos what the shit

why isn’t anyone here to share this glorious moment with me

ohmygod tell me how just listening to certain songs brings back WAY TOO MUCH NOSTALGIA AND UNWARRANTED FEELINGS 

holy fucking god SOMEONE HELP I AM HAVING TOO MANY FEELINGS 

omg fuck fuck fuck HOW DOES LISTENING TO ONE SONG

*ONE SONG*

BRING BACK THIS MUCH

THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD THIS FUCKING SONG ON MY ITUNES ANYMORE

ABORT ABORT

SOMEONE HELP

SOMEONE

JUST

SHOOT ME

Praise jesus lord savior I just wrote a bombin 4 page essay on Baghdad in like 2 hours 

why the shit did I put it off so long

I CERTAINLY DONT KNOW

I’ve had like 3 weeks to write this fucker and I chose to cram it all up into the night before WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF EVERY GODDAMN TIME

open windows and birdsong at night is too perfect

Tell me how I’ve been in love with this family friend of ours for like the past 18 years of my life 

hes tall and blonde and stunning and is a doctor

he just messaged me and oh lord the feelings

but hes like 25 and also gay so theres no chance of us getting married

yet

ill wait

there is like not a single ounce of motivation anywhere in my body all i want to do is sleep everything i draw comes out like shit i miss people i used to be close with im depressed and annoyed god i hate complaining i hate people who complain im just annoying myself with this complaining someone tell me im pretty

WAAAAGHGOGOHOHOOOOOOOHOOOOO

GETTING CALLED IN FOR A SECOND INTERVIEW AT A BAKERY

if i get this job OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH I’ll be a baker

My job interview is right during my studyhall this is PERFECTION

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WEEEEHEHEHEHEEE Neal Stephenson signed my copy of Reamde

thoughts, prayers, and love to boston. stay safe.

WEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHOHOHO

Had a job interview today at this perfect little bakery and I did SO WEEEELLLLLLL. Omg I want this job I want this job I want this job Im totally going to get this job THIS JOB IS MINEE WEEEEEEEEEEE