got my phone replaced.. whats your cell. and miguel’s. and everyone elses.
Reblog with a book title and add "in my pants" to...
Chamber of Secrets.. in my pants. -leonardodicaprio-: franklymydear: -the-pointman: wallace-wells: night-troll: unjellify: The Secret Garden…in my pants. The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy in my pants. Scott Pilgrim’s Precious Little Life in my pants. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo in my pants. The Princess Bride in my pants The Lucky One in my pants.
strangers on airplanes are fun.
me: (says to sister) oh man this game is really hard to do. stranger sitting next to me: no, you know what is REALLY hard to do? me: uh. what. stranger sitting next to me: MY DICK. **silence**
HELLS TO THE NAW.
IS MAKING COOKIES OUT OF NOTHING
because there is nothing to make cookies out of in this house. what is this. not even vanilla extract. ARRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG.
i spent all day today running in and out of candy stores eating all the fudge samples. happy belly.
STARSHIP PAIN. what?
i don’t even.
WHEN THE ALIENS COME THEY WILL SEE JERSEY SHORE
and they will all be like FUCK YOU HUMANS. and we will all die. because of jersey shore.
Oh man do I feel free. YOU KNOW WHY?
I deleted my Facebook. I feel so proud of myself. And also lost. now what do I do? WATCH SUPERNATURAL, that’s what. And oh look. Grammar. All over this post. Thanks, mr iPod.
MAN OH MAN
watching so much supernatural, man oh man. i tried describing it to my cousin cause i wanted him to watch it. it sounded toooo silly. “dean! oh yeah. he dies, and then an angel saves him from hell. and oh, sam. a demon bled into his mouth when he was a baby, so now hes special.” and my cousin was just like “no. this is douchey.”
this soup. is so hot. actually, ouch. tumblr is kinda better than facebook..